this entire gif set makes me want to vomit from the sheer cuteness. Doesn’t Wes call him Uncle Jensen too. Actually can’t.
HE’S UNCLE JENSEN TO THOMAS BECAUSE JARED AND HIM ARE REALLY BROTHERS. OH MY HEART.
this made me start making baby noises
Seriously, click that link and watch the video.
My boyfriend decided to play a game on my phone while I was taking a nap and right around when I was waking up he laid my phone down next to my head like it was poisoned or something and quietly said,
"I was playing tiny Death Star on your phone when tumblr said you had a notification from someone named ‘casfucker’ so I’m just gonna leave this here because I’ve learned to stop asking questions at this point"
I’m not even sorry for making thisThat cake looks yummy
Always reblog because wings.
the last one though
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As an English teacher, this made me weep tears of awestruck joy.
Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.
i was not prepared for that
sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser
cause of death: too shy to call ambulance
Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone
Someone else might have needed it more
Is this how Canadians die?
No if a Canadian was too shy to call an ambulance they’d pick up the person and run them to the hospital instead
real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.
I stopped reading at “real women”
you should have kept reading